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Refinance
Is Magic!!!
Impartial,
objective advice from Toby Tobias, financial advisor and
mortgage lender with Mortgage Bunk & Trust.
If
your home has gone up in value, congratulations! You're
rich!
Go
buy a new car, a new RV, SUV, ATV. Buy a new wardrobe,
new body, new face, you name it-it's yours! Because you
just won the home equity loan lottery!
Home
equity loans are truly magic. In a matter of seconds filling
out an application, money simply appears in your personal
net worth out of thin air.
And
my advice: like any free money that falls out of the sky,
go spend it-by maxing out your home equity credit line.
If
you're fast, you can refinance your home several times
a year!
If
your house goes up in value by $2,000, refi and throw
a home equity party. If your home value goes up by $5,000,
refinance and go on a luxury cruise vacation!
If
your home goes up in value $20,000, take out a home equity
credit line and buy another car. If you act in a timely
manner, you could have owned nine cars by now! And what
better way to feel rich than to own a bunch of stuff!
Refinancing
is amazingly easy too! And the great thing, it doesn't
tap into your spending money.
Lenders
like me will let you tack all the loan fees, loan points,
doc fees-even appraisal charges-onto the back end of your
loan! So you've got years before you even have to think
about them! And by then, you'll be so numb from Botox
and bloated from partying and vacationing, you'll be more
than ready to settle down and start making those payments.Or
you'll be dead, in which case you won't have to worry
about it anyway!
So
if you're thinking of spending, why empty your bank account.
Borrow! Borrow like there's no tomorrow! And who knows,
there may not be. The planet could get hit by an asteroid.
Or melted by global warming. And what a mistake it would
be the only one on the planet who to let an asteroid destroy
all your unspent home equity.
Don't
be the last one on your block, to get yourself in hock.
Call
today for a loan the people who provide sound, impartial
financial advice: Mortgage Bunk & Trust
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