The new Paris Casino opening in Las Vegas meticulously recreates the classic European setting right down to the sidewalk cafes, a replica of the Eiffel Tower, and even rude waiters.

"We're all practicing looking down our noses at people," says Milton Hershiser, who is really from New Jersey. "I'm getting pretty good at it. I've already had four customers stomp out. Pretty soon, for the full effect, I'm going to stop taking showers."

Rest rooms in the new casino also carefully duplicate the French experience, as one female customer soon learned. "There's nowhere to sit down in here," she complained.