GEORGE W. BUSH
IS REALLY HIS FATHER
IN DISGUISE!

George Bush Sr. before plastic surgery	Pre-surgery Bush seen testing out his younger hairstyle	The former president after plastic surgery, poses as his own son.

 

"This may the most insidious political fraud ever perpetrated on US citizens," says Web journalist Matt Dredge. "If George W. Bush–or whatever name we should call him–succeeds at this, it's the end to the American political process as we know it."

George W. Bush continues to deny allegations that he is really his father, and that he underwent massive plastic surgery in order to run for a second presidential term. However, despite denials, mounting evidence indicates that the former President, known by many to be frustrated by his single term of office, may have reinvented himself as his own son.

"Ever since the young Bush came on the scene, when have you ever seen his father and him together? Not once," says Dredge.

Bush's campaign manager says the whole thing is getting blown out of proportion. "Even if he isn't who he says he is, he's not doing anything any other politician here in Washington hasn't done. Some of the most respected Congressional leaders are really people who, at one time, were citizens making an honest living. And half the new crop of freshmen representatives were barkers for that carnival that came through town a couple of years ago. They just happened to get their hands on some PAC money."

Bush's opponent in the race, Al Gore, remained stone-faced about the matter. "What I want to know is where is Mr. Bush disposing of all that excess make-up? Is it adding to our nation's landfills? Is it tainting our water supply? If so, he needs to answer for that."