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The Evolution Of The Politician
For
years scientists have been in the dark as to why politicians
all seem to have similar behavioral characteristics.
Anthropologist
Dr. Alvin Axelrod has discovered what he believes is the
explanation.
"They're
different from us," says the doctor. "They came
down a different evolutionary branch. I'm not talking
Democrat or Republicans here. I mean all of them, the
whole species including everyone in the oval office and
Congress on down."
Dr.
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ancestor to today's politician–an early species he
has named Homo Politicus.
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