SURGEON SUCCESSFULLY REMOVES HIS OWN BRAIN!

One of the nation's leading researchers in the field of neurosurgery, Dr. Martin Wexley, tried something last week that no one else in medical science has attempted before. He removed his own brain.

"I don't know what got into me," said Wexley. "I was on the brink of the most important frontal lobe discovery ever–and couldn't find a brain to work on. So I used mine."

The doctor's colleagues were impressed. "That's the kind of sacrifice all of us in the scientific community must make if we want to continue to expand our knowledge base."

We asked Wexley what medical discovery could be so important that he would be willing to give up his own brain for the experiment.

"Uh, you know, now that you ask, it seems to have slipped my mind."

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