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Who Wants To Be Reality TV Zillionaire

With the spectacular success of ABC's new prime time game show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, the other networks are quickly following suit, launching their unique version of the program.

But each network has its own type of prize to fit its audience. CNBC, for instance, who knows many of their viewers are already millionaires, has upped the ante with  Who Wants To Be A Zillionaire?

WB:
      Who Wants To Party With A Millionaire?

CNN:
      Who Wants To Be Ted Turner?

PBS:
      Who Wants To Donate Like A Millionaire?

Lifetime Network:
    
Who Wants To Adopt A Millionaire?

ESPN:
     
Who Wants A Five Year NBA Contract?

Food Channel:
      Who Wants To Eat Like A Millionaire?

FOX:
      Who Wants To Meet An Alien?

SciFi Channel:
      Who Wants To Be An Alien?

History Channel:
     Who Wants To Watch Scratchy Black & White       Videos of Old Millionaires?

E! Channel:
      Who Wants To Be In A Scandal With A       Millionaire?

Home Shopping Network:
     Who Wants To Buy This Broach Once Owned By      A Millionaire?

 

 

 

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